fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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severingsnapes:

ciaranfitzgerald:

timinator232:

jonjonathanjon:

theblacklacedandy:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

All hail the reigning queens of 2014

We need this. This is beautiful.

A movie where these three join together to fight the forces of evil. 

my hand slipped

Take my fucking money, please!

this is a thing of beauty

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"